Big Puppy-head makes it to 2

My big fat puppy-head at a year old - a year ago today. It's his birthday and we just found him immobile on his crate floor after snatching an unopened jar of peanut butter treats and scarfing them all down. Looks like he had the mother of all stomach aches. Greedy little meathead.

Sometimes a great notion . . .

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes...a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Why Is This Dang Dawg Shedding In February?

I cannot BELIEVE the amount of hair that falls off of Baby B. Unreal. It's changed the color of my dining room rug! What makes it worse is all of this static electricity in this house - dry, electric heat.

I got that big loopy combing thingy from my vets' (All Paws in Upper Marlboro, MD) onsite groomer. Big dawg can't stand that thing. He's already eaten that brush that had the little balls on the end (he seems to love the residual cat flavor).

Between Gohan and my two Pomies, I have to keep one of those Pet Hair Adhesive Rollers in every room. I even have one in my car now.

I'm seriously thinking about saving all of this fur for spinning and knitting . . . but that's another blog. :)

Who's my cutesy wootsy dawg?

Yeah, that one got him running. It was like "What's up with the Di-ster? Is she wigging out or what?" Puppy wuppy is just so cute. He tried to sit on my lap yesterday and I fell over onto the floor. Dumb dawg wrestling ensued.

Man. Akitas rock! Thank you Melissa.

Oops! I forgot to feed him

No wonder he's on a barking rampage. I just let him in and noticed that his food was still in the dish. Doesn't matter. He didn't even go to the dish right away. He immediately ran over to 'Mr.Monkeyman' and tried to take even more stuffing out of him.

My dining room is constantly littered with headless toys and white puffs of stuffing. He especially likes to 'kill' the squeaker - he always pulls that out.

Now he's crouching down in that play mode and wants me to chase him to save 'Mr.Monkeyman'. I do it once, but then tell him he's got to eat.

Hey! Did he just roll his eyes at me?

Wow! My baby has learned to bark!!!!!

I can't believe it! He's gone from a little "worl worl" to a mini growl, but now he's outside in 40 degree weather cussin' me out! I'm so proud.

Of course, he never has a reason to bark and naturally chooses not to, but, well . . . I put him in the back yard while I checked my email and he is soooooooo not having it.

And he sounds like a grown up doggy too! I'm so excited.

3 reasons you shouldn't let the dogs sleep in your bedroom

1. Mookie
2. Nikki
3. Gohan

Man, these dawgs snore loud!

Oh, I Wasn't Supposed to Chew That?

Needless to say, Baby B. has been teething for over a year now. Nothing is safe: flower pots, chairs, laptop power supplies, cute little velvet gift boxes, Velvet ottoman, wood trim around the patio door, solar garden lights, ipod cable, new pair of Merrills SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!

Oh No My Fuzzy Brother! Don't even get a taste for shoes. Your life is in serious danger now! You do not EVEN look into the closet of a non-recovering 'shoeaholic'. Sure, I let you chew up my 'garden only' sneakers. I thought that was a good example of reuse and recycling. But you actually went into the closet, opened a shoe box, and commenced to chow down on a new pair of shoes that I had only worn once. Then you tried to hide it under my bed and your big head got stuck. Did you really think I wasn't going to notice?

Sorry about the apoplectic fit. However, you don't go within 4 feet of my closets now. Smart dog.
I wuv my 100 lb. meathead.

He's the smartest, dumb dog in the world!

Well, maybe next to my Mookie. He's the fuzzy numnut on the right. That's Nikki next to him wondering why this woman keeps flashing this stupid light in her eyes.

Baby B. was totally housetrained in only 6 days! He still hated the leash, but he hates messes even more. I so looooooooooooooooooovvvveeeeeeeeeeeee this dawg!

I'm just a cutey wootey puppy

It's really difficult to deny this face anything. Little does he know, a trip to the vet for shots is coming in 5 minutes. 

Announcing Baby B!

12 weeks and 27 pounds. A dawg like no other. pisses off the cat, but we lub him. Brought him to his new home on dec. 18th. hates the crate. luvs getting his belly rubbed.